from the road

Day 28: Hitting all the South Dakota Sights

We traversed the great state of South Dakota today on our trek to the West Coast.

Our first stop? The Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota. I imagined that this would be a structure built entirely of corn, so suffice to say, I was disappointed when I realized that the palace is only decorated with murals made of corn. Impressive, still, I guess….

Unlike, um, everyone else, the Corn Palace is quick to advertise how awesome it is that tons of non-edible household products are made of corn. Bottles and shampoo made out of corn? That’s just a modern marvel of technology, says the Corn Palace.

“Hi!” says this giant anthropomorphic ear of corn.

Corn Palace, South Dakota

 

From there, we drove to and photographed the SD State Capitol in Pierre (the second smallest state capital in the US!).

I’m not sure how/when we’re going to photography the North Dakota State Capitol because I don’t see us coming back to the plains any time soon.

SD State Capitol

SD State Capitol

All along the state’s highways, there are signs for Wall Drug, a huge roadside attraction. By the time we arrived, I had lost count of the number of signs we’d passed for it.

Wall Drug started as a drug store in the 1930’s and became famous because its proprietor offered free water to any passersby. Today, it is a gigantic tourist attraction with enough gimmicky shit to make your head spin. We got free water, but we passed on the plaster eagle busts and Native American statuettes.

Wall Drug pictures Note to newlyweds: Wall Drug Café gives you two free doughnuts if you’re on your honeymoon!

Free doughnuts at Wall DrugHoneymooners also get free coffee, but as a cup normally costs $0.05, that’s not a huge deal. In fact, we both paid for our two cups of coffee; I guess we donated $0.10 to Wall Drug. So generous, I know…

5 cent coffee at Wall Drug

Then it was time to enter Badlands National Park, which was free to enter with the annual parks pass that we purchased in Maine. Here’s what I knew about Badlands before entering: Absolutely nothing.

Badlands collage

The carved out rocks were amazing to look at, and we had some excellent vistas from the many lookout points around the park loop. I kept thinking about what a miserable and inhospitable place this must have seemed like for the settlers who crossed this area.

If I were just trying to get to Oregon, I’d see this and think “Shit.” (But let’s be honest, I probably would have died of dysentery by this point anyway.)

Badlands National ParkI was ready to write off Badlands as a hot (sweat in my bra strap, ewwww!) and rough-hewn place, but I followed the park pamphlet’s instructions to let “the Badlands reveal themselves.” In the <60 minutes that we sped through the park, several prairie dogs revealed themselves to us, and I was very excited. (No pictures though.)

Rocks in BadlandsThe final stop was, of course, Mt. Rushmore. (I say “of course,” but I had no idea it was in South Dakota. My knowledge of US geography is the absolute worst.)

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I was pleasantly surprised by how cleanliness and nice layout of the viewing area. It’s “free,” but you have to pay $11 for an annual pass to park in the lot. I mean, what the frick?!? The man who sold us the pass smiled when he said that we could use it for the rest of 2013, but I don’t think we’re coming back to Mt. Rushmore this year.

But anyway, I made us practice our “serious” faces in case they one day want to add our likenesses next to Washington’s.
IMG_0599And now, we’re in Custer, SD, where we had an infuriating dinner involving a bait-and-switch “stout” beer and a clueless waitress. (I’m talking to you, Buglin’ Bull Sports Bar!)

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7 thoughts on “Day 28: Hitting all the South Dakota Sights

  1. Jim Holdeman says:

    Looks like trip is going well. Let me know if u need place to crash in Seattle area. (30+
    min from downtown Seattle.) 24351 se 4th ct sammamish wa 98074–

  2. HA! I thought the same thing about the wagon trains getting to the Badlands and thinking “screw this” – I also would not have survived long enough to get there!

  3. Jessica says:

    the Badlands look traversable enough….with modern paved roads.

    I once again had to go to a map to see where you are. almost to WY! Pierre barely shows up on google maps. Small place, eh?

  4. We must hear more about this dinner!

    The Badlands look so pretty! Did you take more pics?

    I think it’s interesting that the SD dome is dark. I think it’s pretty. Are you going to rate your fave capitols at the end?

    Wall Drug sounds fun. Kind of like the I-80 truck stop in IA? So huge. So much crap. lol

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